**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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