you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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