It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He better not be in your backpack
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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