"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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