we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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