Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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