Your tits are I can't wait for
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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