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    Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 10:32am
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    The level of mockery of this text really depends on the missing punctuation. Whether it's googling "how to get laid" in the library, or "how to get laid in the library" is crucial information. "How to get laid in the library" is information we'd all like to have. But a simple "how to get laid" is just pathetic.

    • 26 22
      Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 13, 12 at 10:36am
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      exactly what I was thinking.

      • 18 29
        Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 10:42am
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        I know, right? How are we supposed to know?

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          Submitted by porksword on Jan 13, 12 at 11:18am
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          It would be redundant of its not "how to get laid in the library". Awnswer= very quietly.

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            Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 11:31am
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            Perfect! SHHHH! Sounds like you're gettin' laid over there!

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              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:54pm
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              I can't help it, my orgasm sounds are like a dying walrus.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 13, 12 at 9:54am
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    Do not worry, my dear nerd. For some day soon, women will learn not to screw egotistical assholes.

  • 28 23
    Submitted by TotallyBro on Jan 13, 12 at 11:29am
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    Step One: Get off the computer and out of the library.

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    Submitted by Xtasty on Jul 2, 12 at 10:03am
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    You meet a friend 'to say hello' that is the kind of person who is up for sexy fun. Have the girl wear a dress. Guy wears sweats. Easily you can have some touching down there. That's how I did it. Or take somebody to the private media viewing rooms. More than once I know of people having sex in there

  • 25 54
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jan 13, 12 at 9:47am
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    Eighty Eight

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      Submitted by jonathan619 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:05pm
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      Number of men that turned down his pick-up attempts in the library.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:55pm
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      number of times he's eating shit out of a sock in the library.