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  Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.

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• The level of mockery of this text really depends on the missing punctuation. Whether it's googling "how to get laid" in the library, or "how to get laid in the library" is crucial information. "How to get laid in the library" is information we'd all like to have. But a simple "how to get laid" is just pathetic.

  Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 10:32am

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  • exactly what I was thinking.

    Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 13, 12 at 10:36am

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    • I know, right? How are we supposed to know?

      Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 10:42am

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      • It would be redundant of its not "how to get laid in the library". Awnswer= very quietly.

        Submitted by porksword on Jan 13, 12 at 11:18am

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        • Perfect! SHHHH! Sounds like you're gettin' laid over there!

          Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 11:31am

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          • I can't help it, my orgasm sounds are like a dying walrus.

            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:54pm

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• Step One: Get off the computer and out of the library.

  Submitted by TotallyBro on Jan 13, 12 at 11:29am

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• Do not worry, my dear nerd. For some day soon, women will learn not to screw egotistical assholes.

  Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 13, 12 at 9:54am

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• You meet a friend 'to say hello' that is the kind of person who is up for sexy fun. Have the girl wear a dress. Guy wears sweats. Easily you can have some touching down there. That's how I did it. Or take somebody to the private media viewing rooms. More than once I know of people having sex in there

  Submitted by Xtasty on Jul 2, 12 at 10:03am

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Jan 13, 12 at 9:47am

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  • Number of men that turned down his pick-up attempts in the library.

    Submitted by jonathan619 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:05pm

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  • number of times he's eating shit out of a sock in the library.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:55pm

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