oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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