turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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