I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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