Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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