i don't like sucking hair
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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