Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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