people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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