Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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