Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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