Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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