im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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