but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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