yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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