dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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