I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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