Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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