HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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