How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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