i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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