weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I want to fling myself into the sun
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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