let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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