my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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