Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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