We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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