Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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