in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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