Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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