Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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