i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize