apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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