I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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