Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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