While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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