It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Is it because I queefed?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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