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I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We are two peas in an std pod
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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