? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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