It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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