the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
should my penis look like a turkey
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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