Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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