i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
did i just pee glitter
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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