How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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bring money and cleavage
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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