I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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