its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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